TEN
She hates the same people I hate. Mostly.
NINE
She pretends to be my girlfriend.
EIGHT
She's pretty when she's angry.
SEVEN
She reads real books.
SIX
She agreed to loan us her womb.
FIVE
Her thighs are muscular, but not like man thighs.
FOUR
She kicks ass, metaphorically and sometimes literally.
She hates the same people I hate. Mostly.
NINE
She pretends to be my girlfriend.
EIGHT
She's pretty when she's angry.
SEVEN
She reads real books.
SIX
She agreed to loan us her womb.
FIVE
Her thighs are muscular, but not like man thighs.
FOUR
She kicks ass, metaphorically and sometimes literally.
THREE
She doesn't pay attention to me when I'm being a dumbass.
TWO
SMOKIN' HOT
And the number one best thing about Stephanie is:
She doesn't pay attention to me when I'm being a dumbass.
TWO
SMOKIN' HOT
And the number one best thing about Stephanie is:
When kids leave her classroom, you can bet your underpants they know how to write.
Happy birthday, poophed.
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I love you.
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