I had a nightmare that Stephanie was engaged to Jordan. I almost posted this on her Facebook page today as a result of that scare:

1. He makes you feel bad about yourself.

2. He's a bully.

3. When he can't get what he wants by bullying, he gets it by throwing a bitch-fit.

4. Yes, he's smart--amusingly so. He even has some interesting ideas. He uses those smarts to abuse you.

5. He may believe in Christ, but he does not behave like a Christian by any definition.

6. One of these days, you will decide that you have been punished enough by him, and move on. I will cheer.

I mean every word, and I fully expect Stephanie to hate me for thinking these things.