Well, I am at the end of the first day of my facebook fast. I find that both my exhibitionist streak and my voyeuristic tendencies are mortified by my decision. What other outlet do I have for the pithy thought that I just had? How else will the universe of my friends be blessed by my insight? furthermore, how else will I be able to piece together whom Robert is fucking now, are which of my coworkers is interested in a piece of my pie?

Specifically, I reallllly want to post this link to my page, but I shall post it here instead. Whither hast thou gone, Stephanie and Jervaise? Be interested in me, however petty my ramblings, I beseech thee!

http://www.theonion.com/video/should-we-be-doing-more-to-reduce-the-graphic-viol,14330/